the trollest thing you can do to your girlfriend?

like the title says. I wanna do the most trollful date with my girlfriend. Any ideas?

 

Bring home a strap on. Just be sure that you actually don't mind it going up the pooper if she reacts differently than expected.

 

yeah, that isn't the trolling i had in mind. So I see the topic isn't for you, so if you'd just stroll the other way, that'd be fine. Thanks.

 

LOL what the hell? Where did that come from xD?

 

I know what you mean, like pwned. troll face lmao. epic win. fail cat is fail. image macros are so fuckin funny. better drink my own piss, lmao that's so fuckin win.

 

Lmao! I would so do that.

 

Since I'm a girl myself, I could tell you how.
What a girl really frustrates, is that she gets nothing from her boyfriend.
Or you could simply cut off her hair using a air mill thingy.

There are lots of ways, but it all depends on maturity.

 

when my little girl was 5 or 6 months, my gf was coming up the stairs (from ground floor) with a basket filled with laundry. I was standing on the 1st floor near the stairs (in a place where she couldn't see me) with the kid in my arms, yelled "Oh SHIIT" & threw a lifesize baby doll down the stairs. needless to say she almost killed me killed me that day

 

just turning up should do the trick by the sounds of it

 

You win

 

Tell she that she is looking a bit fat and should eat less lol.

Of course you may have other words with the same meaning that my engrish doesn't allow me to say.

 

Sounds like you may have homophobia issues. The point is to troll her, a lot of women, American women at least, would take this as a sign you may be gay and freak out. But you best have a backup plan in case she takes it too seriously.

Those words do the job perfectly.

 

Wrong. I just wanted to do something and be able to say "psyche! gotcha!"

 

And a girlfriend jumping to conclusions about a strap on would fit the bill. Not seeing the problem here.

 

God don't even get me started on the TONS of pranks I pulled on my Japanese ex. Hince why she's an ex. We used to live together, so you can only imagine...

 

What a stupid thread. So basically you want to know a good way to piss off your girlfriend? Just tell her to fuck off if you don't want her and if you do then why do you want to piss her off?

 

Mystical with another spot on reply!

 

Bare ass fart on her pillow and when she gets pink eye just say you have no clue how it happened.

 

Haha. That's fucking hilarious. On the original Trigger Happy Television (UK version) they had two baby sketches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOgwpIH9VyA

The other was even better -- baby carriage down a stair case in slow motion. Haha.

 

Never had a girlfriend, but I'm apparently a "jerk" so I guess just being myself pisses them off. Hah.

mazonemayu: That's the funniest prank I've heard in a while, if only you recorded her reaction!