the trollest thing you can do to your girlfriend?

When we celebrated a small anniversary, I told my girlfriend I'd take her out and she should wear something nice. She came all dressed up and I took her to Wendy's cause she used to say she liked Chicken Wings. I was all provocative like "See, I know what you like wants, I always listen to you" lol.
First she thought of course it was a trick, but I can be a very convincing actor and after around 2 minutes she was actually quite pissed and wanted to leave.

I then revealed that the actual restaurant is down the street - a classy Italian place where I already had a reservation. Also they raped my credit card harder than a North Korean prison ward.

 

Bang her sister.

 

I'm with Yakumo.

I don't get it.

 

It's about having fun. Pissing her off doesn't mean to smack her in the face and make her cry, it means to trick her so you can both laugh about it afterwards. Personally, I think a relationship would be boring if I couldn't trick her from time to time - or wouldn't be trolled myself.