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oh you make me randy!

 

*CoughCough* :110: :dance:

 

golly! all this nintendo talk is sure getting me excited!

 

jesus, is this an actual game?

 

only for Gameboy Color!

 

Thank God. :lol:

 

The kid in the middle must have a headache from the blurry textures.

 

no, he's probably jealous because he owns a PS instead of an n64.

 

If he's like me, hes there to play 007/PD then borrow the N64 when he goes home.

 

He's actually laughing, thinking "these two fat fuckers are still playing this shit? after 12 years?!":lol::lol::dance:

 

we were just playing mariokart 64 on sunday actually.

 

The hangover is killing me T_T.......

My eyes are sore :/

 

Well that extremely old thread, was locked so long ago, and I got an apology about from the man who has made the post. And he told me about the profile somewhere around on the internet. And other fucky stuff.
Or are we talking about the old battle I had with AWS and his buddy ? well that was something back in the day before mankind went fucky on me. And again, AWS and I have made peace with eachother. Since we would ruin the forum otherwise. So that is why I went so insane on your behind. And I called you something that you know what was.

 

just played some Mariokart 64 w/ Henners. good times...

i think my friend put it best, as we played Block Fort repeatedly, "Why can't all games be this fun??"

thinking about that question almost makes me tear up... games these days... :crying:

 

Gaming Blows Ass Now. I would rather just play Super Metroid all day even though I know everything and have done everything in the game. Its so much more fun than shitty new games. Or hell, some crappy game like Uniracers. It blows, but its more fun that this garb garb. I would honestly just want every SNESSY WESSY game ever made and just be happy. I love the SNES so much. :crying: Why is it so good? It outsmokes the competish in a heartbeat.

you know one thing i always remember and I dont know why? The first time I ever ate mozzarella cheese sticks was when I first popped in Half-life Opposing Force. So I am sitting there blowing away aliens and being so happy cuz Half-life and all of its expansions were so new to me, but then i was also munching on some of the most delicious deep fried sticks that i ever had, I was surrounded in Happiness.

Or when i first purchased the Superscope with Hunt for Red October and Superscope 6? I was so happy. Some big fat fucking bazooka piece of shit gun for my SNES. I loaded that bitch with shitloads of batteries and it sucked em all down in an hour, but I was having so much fun shooting groundhogs.

Then I found out that this game named Terranigma existed. Well let me tell you, anything Sequel prequel like to Secret of Mana and Or EVERMORE had to be the whip. I had to buy it in PAL form since no us release existed and I played it on my SNESSY WESSY! I was so happy. That game is so damn good. Holy Shit! Upgrading towns and getting to level 63 and jizz. Damn!

Or renting this crappy ass PS1 game when the PS11 first came out and I was like, "DAMN! This will be rad" And I popped oppen the old PS1 disc cases (Not the jewel case, the fatass book case thing) and when I popped the disc out I looked at the bottom, and I shit you not it was smeared in Peanut Butter. WTF? Stupid Video Depot, I returned it and rented something else. It was some dumb game where your like 4 lil guys and you gotta plant a bomb or something? I dont remember the name.
Then there was the time I found out about Legend of the Mystical Ninja existing for the N64. HOLY BALLS! I loved the SNES ver. so i purchased quickly. It was awesome. well, one of them was. The other was a lame weird side scroller piece of shit. but the first one. FULL 3D World BABY! It was rad. I remember hooking that crappy GAME GENIE up to it to and getting infitie money and stuff like super jump. SO COOL!

Then there was when I first got my N64. It was christimas of 96? I think. Anyway, I opened up my presents and found my N64 with Mario 64. I played all through Christimas didnner and I didnt care. it was so cool. This new controller that I totally didnt even know how to hold! WHAT THE HELL! its like a big three pronged fork.

Then the time where I started to play Legend of Zelda : A Link To The Past. WHOA! Talk about best Zelda ever. Dont give me that Ocarina of Time crap. ALTTP all the way baby. How could you deny how good that game was? Remember the first time you enter that town and theres that lil red guy with the red hat and he speed booster runs away before you can catch him? Then that dude with the cold gives you his Bug Catching Net? DAMN! Talk about radical. Nintendo knew what was up. That game was so cool.

Then there was me and my BRO always playing Jackal for the NES. Thats the best NES game ever. Driving in your crappy jeeps and shooting dudes. DAMN! Powerups and Saving people! So cool.

Or how about getting those first Playstation UNDERGROUND DEMO DISCS!??! Talk about heaven. Nowadays, I barely play Demo Discs for the 360, but back then, I would play ever little bit included on the Disc, even if I knew it was complete Garb Garb. It didnt matter. It was soooo fun! And the Import section. It said like, "Play at your own risk since its from Japan" What did that mean? Would my PS1 explode? My bro was like, "Dont play these too often or all the Memory Card data will become corrupt." I didnt listen. Metal Slug 1 ALl the way baby! I love Metal Slug!

oh yeah! First XBOX. I bought it, and asked the dude at Gamestop, "So What are good XBOX games?" Hes all like, "Halo dude. everybody loves Halo, but I cant sell it to you since your underage" I thought to myself, "Then why did you tell me how good it is you dick?" Whatever.
I purchased it, and HOLY HELL! He was right. Best game ever. I was riding in my hog and stuff.... DAMN! I even got into Modding because of watching some crappy Internet Video of a guy Name BOLL modding Halo 1 to get the Flamethrower ingame. DAMN! I had to mod right away, so i softmodded that beast. YEAH! Mech assualt is hardcore!
XBOX LIVE!
I remember buying XBOX LIVE and I was like, "OK. I want my name to be Bacon." Already Taken. "What about ICE?" Already Taken. Then a new box pops up. "Ice is taken, but what about these? And there it was. TOXIC ICE. For some reason, it stuck with me. Some crappy Xbox Live Generated Tag. AWESOME!
So I played that Moto GP Demo forever. I was in love.

.... I need sleep..

 

rofl...garb garb is a new word in my vocabulary now.

 

I lost my job today due to an exceptional alignment of bad luck. Apparently it's "disloyalty" if you re thinking of your future and any letter defending yourself demonstrates arrogance and a will to twist facts.

 

Wow man that's horrible, hope you're able to find something else soon.