Those silly Japanese

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  1. ASSEMbler

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    This topic is for stories about the silly and downright strange things the Japanese do.
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  2. ASSEMbler

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    I will start off with the USA famous FARGO woman:

    You remember the movie fargo right?

    Some poor girl flew to Fargo , North Dakota from Japan to "find" the money the guy buried.

    I shit you not, the fucking movie says "true story" and whatnot, but
    it's just part of the movie. She did not understand this.

    So this poor girl shows up, not a lick of english known to her.

    She goes out to find the money and freezes to death, they didn't find her until the spring.

    It also reflects poorly on the US police, because they were phoning up chinese food stores trying to find someone who understood her.

    http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/185547
     
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    That lamb story was very, very funny. Sheep are even on the bloody Chinese [and Japanese] zodiac, but they can't tell them apart from dogs!
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  6. ASSEMbler

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    About 15 years ago, a Japanese couple named their child "devil".
    Caused a lot of trouble.

    Well here the kid is grown up, and guess what, his life was hell.
    Eventually abandoned by both parents.

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    from waiwai

    It's all worked out to plan in a way because, from the moment he was born and perhaps even earlier, the poor little boy was destined to have a devilish life -- literally, according to Shukan Shincho (8/17-24).
    The boy is Akuma, the Japanese word for "devil" and the name given to a child who caused a great fuss throughout Japan in the mid-'90s, embroiling even the Justice Minister into the fierce arguments that broke out over whether he could be named after the embodiment of evil.
    Akuma, as we'll call the boy, is now a strapping young lad of 13 in his first year of junior high school, but he has sure had a devil of a time since he made headlines not long after his birth.
    Back in July 1993, Akuma's father, then a 30-year-old hostess club operator in the Tokyo suburb of Akigawa, and his mother, a 22-year-old woman, made pen pushers across the country petrified when they registered his birth using the name "Akuma."
    Akigawa City Hall officials initially accepted the application, but the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau rejected the name. Akuma's dad filed a complaint against the bureau's decision and the spat went nationwide.
    "Until Akuma's official name could be decided, he officially didn't exist for months. The only alternatives the father would accept used different characters, but still referred to his boy as Akuma," a reporter who covered the case tells Shukan Shincho. "The father was saying he planned to call his next children 'Teio (Emperor)' and 'Bakudan (Explosion).' "
    Akuma eventually got a formal name and the topic that everybody had been talking about died down. But that was when demons really started affecting the boy named after the Devil."He's irresponsible father couldn't keep his business afloat and went broke in 1994. Two years later, his parents divorced," the hack says. "Not long after that, the father was convicted of drug charges and sent to prison."
    A relative of Akuma's picks up the story.
    "After the divorce, the father was awarded custody of the boy, but the boy was left alone when his dad was sentenced to serve time. At about the time he was about due to go to kindergarten, he was put into a Boy's Home," the family member tells Shukan Shincho. "He was on the soccer team all through elementary and junior high school. He's only small, but he's good enough to be captain. He wants to become a professional soccer player. He spends his summer holidays with relatives and always goes back to the Boy's Home with a really good tan."
    Akuma's dad has done his time, but has asked that his son remain in the Home because he doesn't have the money to look after him. His mother also remains off the scene.
    "No kidding, huh? He's in the Boy's Home? I had no idea," she tells Shukan Shincho. "I looked after him for a while when my ex-husband was arrested. But all sorts of stuff went on and I had to give him up to the Home. I thought my ex-husband's family was still looking after him. I don't know what happened after that. I'm always praying that the boy is happy. My ex-husband told me that when he turns 16, he would let me meet him if he wanted to see me. Even if it's only once, I'd like to see what he looks like all grown up."
     
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    Lol... I always wondered what happened to that kid. I thought his official name was something else, as the government told them they couldn't name their kid devil.
     
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    I don't know if they changed his name, but I bet he has.

    That in itself is another unlucky thing to do.
     
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    Folks, welcome to the wild and wacky world of hostess bar owners, bar hostesses, and the f***ed-up children they beget.


    The above group is rife with stories like these. (There was even a movie inspired by one story, "Nobody Knows".)
     
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    It's a chore in any country. In Japan it is like pulling teeth.

    There's a book devoted to "wacky Japanese shit". Weirdest one I heard was a mother who allegedly blew her son as a reward for him succesfully finishing juken study blocks. The idea was to keep him from stroking his cock all the time, and thus taking his mind off of studies.
     
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    Yeah, it is. My mom stopped blowing me when I was in junior high.
     
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    Damn! why would you even let your mom suggest such a thing?
    I'd chop my own penis off before I'd let my mom have it anywhere near her.
     
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    hey, after seeing some of the Jr. High school kids mums I wouldn't stop them :lol: Some are well fit !

    Yakumo
     
  15. GaijinPunch

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    One of my bosses in Hawaii has two kids... like 2 & 4. He said the 4 year old's preschool is a dog show, but the 2 year olds is nothing but hotties.

    EDIT: He was referring to the moms. Man, that sounded kind of sick when I re-read it.
     
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    Hey that looks like Shinjuku on a friday night and Shibuya on a Saturday afternoon.
     
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    Yup it is :lol::lol::lol:
    WTF
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Are you sure, it IS the right board to tell about your incest experiences ?
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: *pukes* and laughs again.

    You can´t be serious :lol: (I hope you are just joking with us, since your mom blowing you aka. oral sex on you, untill you were in junior high ?)

    Yup, it sounded like you said on of your bosses was a pedophile/paedophile.
     
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    In Tokyo, Stand on the left of the escalator and walk on the right. In Osaka / Kyoto, Stand on the right of the escalator and walk on the left. Arrrgh!
     
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    The Tokyo-ites are right. Shouldn't you be passing on the inside lanes?
     
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