Arr i 'ad some spam t'other night, t'was bostin ay it! an' then err indoors did us some faggots 'n peas 'gravy, am yaw alright cocka? (hows that for bastardisation?, half yorkshire, half black country, never realised i was bi(sex)lingual )
Howy bairn, gan down tha toon and gan some parmo doon yer...me granpappy gav me parmo an kets when I were a wee bairn...
Maybe DiET Pepsi @ Wolvie, Trust me mate, not many things can offend me, i have a very open mind and (at times) a very crude sense of humor
Man I feel expelled from all thus Englisch ghetto slang shit. Des find isch ferschterlisch, ja wo samma de!