Zombie plan

Then, my friend you'd be just right for the current Scottish Rugby team.....................

 

My zombie plan has always been to off myself ASAP and let all the self proclaimed "bad asses" deal with the hordes.

 

i live in canada so i dont think zombies like igloo's or the cold so i think i might be fine.... well for now...

 

i'm still waiting for a movie about the dreaded snow zombies! h:

 

that would be coooool! but wait couldnt they melt?

 

Surely zombies aren't warm blooded? There's no blood left! I don't see how the cold would affect them. Or does the reanimation process somehow regenerate blood?

I guess I'd have two options here. Head for the country - plenty of open fields and not many people / graveyards around... plus there should be shotguns and farm machinery! That, or head for the sea. Either sit out in the middle of the Channel, or head to France and hope they haven't been infected!

 

A Cabela's store wouldn't be too bad to be cooped up in. all the buffalo burgers you can eat, tons of weapons and AmmuNation, and pretty much every single thing you could ever need to survive.

 

Those are good...

 

you bet your balls their good.

 

My family actually has a survival plan just in case of zombies or horrific natural or man-made disaster.

It basically breaks down to this:

1. Disaster occurs
2. After ascertaining that you are still alive and your current situation
3. Depending on location attempt to group with others at Parent's, Grandparent's, or Aunt's and gather supplies at said homes
4. Procure necessary transportation (walk if you have to)
5. Proceed to Property in Mayfield, UT (link). Property is stocked with at least 12 weeks of supplies (food, guns, live ordinance (seriously we have a mortar gun and 8 rounds h) that is refreshed yearly.
6. Take supplies to 12 Mile Flat (link) and wait out the disaster.
7. As needed when initial supplies run out, send excursion to raid Gunnison and Mayfield malls respectively, begin hunting free range cattle and local wild life, fresh water available at Indian Reservoir.

This contingency plan has been in place since the 1980s, and has only been tested once (for Y2K of all things). I'm certain I can survive the coming zombie apocalypse fairly well :rambo:.

 

Wow, thats a lot more organized then my necrophilia plan.

 

A mortar? Awesome!

That's pretty much the most amazing thing I've seen.

 

I agree.

 

I wouldn't advertise that you have a mortar unless it is legally registered since they're NFA.

 

Well I've been stocking up on brains here just in case... when the zombie apocalypse hits I'll start selling brain smoothies to yuppie zombies for $4 apiece.

Ancient Chinese proverb say: crisis just another word for opportunity.

 

IIRC I believe it is registered, seeing as it actually came to us via my grandmother's military career. And even at that if it isn't I'm fairly confident that no one really cares down there (its a benefit to being on a first cousin basis with 98% of the town (that just sounds wrong... )).

I'm certain someone knows we have a mortar cannon, the 8 rounds stocked right now aren't the first (and I guarantee not the last) that we've had. If they where that would be both dangerous (we had the cannon since the 70s) and also no fun at all :lol:. In true redneck fashion we took it deer hunting once, worked great, minus the complete evaporation of the target deer.

Damn, now I miss my grandfather... passed away a year ago :crying:

 

Your Grandmother's military career? Who was she, Supergran?!!

Umm, I dunno about the walking bit. What if someone gets bitten by a zombie on the way? You might let them in before they transform! Then you have a zombie with a mortar.

Oh, and what if the zombies have internet access? They'll see your map! :110:

*EDIT*

I just found this. Is this to do with her? ;-)

http://warfare.ru/?linkid=2292&catid=254

 

Mine was in the army...and yes she was.

 

I have a really big sword, and I have read the Zombie Survival Guide. One of the best pieces of advice I can give you is to evaluate the best way to quickly destroy the staircase in your home. This will be your key to short-term survival when the zombies come. When, not if.

Also, very good idea to fill all available containers with water. Sinks, bathtub, buckets, whatever you have. Fresh water may be hard to find before long.

This is something that people don't always have now, but you should make a point to have a battery and/or crank-powered radio. Justify the purchase by saying its for power outages, but presumably useful for your zombie survival kit as well.

 

yeah, everyone should read this.

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238455859&sr=8-1

imagine a zombie movie/game where everyone is already prepared. it'd be kinda boring but at least there'd be a lot more survivors.