Boy 5 years old finds Porn on his Nintendo Christmas present LOL

Well... when you grew up in a fucked up environment and parents weren't always paying attention on what you were watching on TV and your in your "what is this" stage. well... i guess you can say i grew up a little fast.

 

Ahh, this reminds me of the classic story of that dad who bought his kid a bootleg GBA game. Of course the game had some hacker intro with obscenities, and he wanted to sue Nintendo/Disney for their poor quality control. Pretty hard to digup old info, here's a repost of an old newspost:
http://www.mektek.net/forums/topic/35458-disney-to-little-girl-foad/

 

lmao! Thats funny and sad all at once.

 

HA HA

I have a couple of hacked games like this but not sure if they say that message

 

Poor kid. If that was me, I'd take some CLR to my brain.

 

I can't tell you how many times I've seen a kid (rarely even in his teens (and it's always a boy)) bring his parent/family member into Gamestop to buy him Call of Duty (or GTA back in the day). The parental figure always seems completely oblivious as the seller is actively describing just how bad the game is. Although one time the parent decided not to get God of War, because it has a sex scene in it.

 

Ok, two things:

What's the quality of porn like on a 3DS? Was it even in 3D? It must be difficult to tug and maintain the sweet spot for the 3D effect?

This is a much less socially stigmatized way of getting hold of your porn as a young boy than going into a magazine shop and reaching up to the top shelf to grab whatever wasn't totally freaky (fat grannies monthly) and doing the walk of shame to the checkout (normally manned by a sweet old lady just to pile on the shame) *cough* - I imagine...

 

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oh man. MAN who would put that shit on a 3DS? XD

 

the 3ds has a pretty shitty camera anyway. My guess is if its porn then the guy who took it wanted to see what his dick looked like in 3d. I probably should try that but I'm not as childish.
Honestly, it would have been worse if he had a bunch of violent games or gore photos on there. I guess it doesnt phase me because I got sucked into porn and sexual crap at such a young age but it seems like anyone can play a game where the goal is to kill a person (sometimes people who are portrayed as innocent) but if a child catches a glimpse of tits on a movie or a program then its a human rights violation and that the child in question will certainly grow up to be a killer. because tits cause murder.