Filthy children and lack of common sense.

a puffing break takes 7 minuttes. The rest must be overkill, since I would never do that. And I haven´t done that.

Lovely rhyme, did you just make that up ? and well yes smokers are jokers in some way.

 

It was a joke from the Simpsons. Hence the Simpsons image. GP was right, you refuse to find humor in ANYTHING.

 

I didn't see a simpsons pic. =/

 

Thats odd. It showed up for me. Guess I should have used photobucket.

 

I didn´t see anything either (pictures), and I wasn´t offended .

 

Well shit fire and save the matches...I ain't hotlinking pics anymore.

 

lol a fart is fun when you light it. But remember you can get burned, if gas goes back in your ass.

 

rofl.....god dammit.

 

I never knew a comment i did about something that annoyed me, would start a war.

Can't you just stop?

I don't like people smoking next to me. So if you like to smoke, get lost when you decide to do it.

And if you like smoking, try to understand other people opinions and be polite and smoke in a place you won't annoy anybody.

THE END.

 

FUCK YOU, two of my friends died while lighting their farts on fire.

 

WDK: Read my posts closer. I'm not an anti-smoker. I live in Japan for fuck's sake... worse than Europe, or at least in the same rank. Tons of my friends smoke. My point is people should be a bit more conscious about non-smokers. I go to bars and clubs all the time... there's only one I've ever left b/c the smoke was so bad (but smokers also leave... it's that bad... ironically named "Air").

If you really want to get a tobacco fix and not fuck with other people, dip snuff or some other nasty form. There's no question that smoke bothers other people, and most people are too stupid to realize they are bothering people. These morons are necessary to make the world go around, unfortunately, but a little education wouldn't hurt.

I like my fart analogy. It offers me great relief and I love belting one out, but I've got the decency not to do it around others (except my wife).

Classic. For that one I will do something I never do... go to advanced mode and find a smiley.

:thumbsup: :love: :thumbsup:

 

I lost a friend that way as well. He lit the fart and caught the hair by his ass on fire, It just spread so damn fast. Once it reached his backhair there was nothing that we could do to save him. To this day the smell of ass and burnt hair takes me back to the horrors of that fateful day. Now I try to honor him by giving lectures at public schools on the dangers of lighting your own farts. The kid's sometimes laugh and don't always take me seriously but when that happens I tell myself that if it saves just one life then it's worth it.

 

So a japanese wont do anything while you stick a wet finger in his/her ear?

That may explain why girls are so open about rape over there

His ass is still burning.....IN HELL!

Dude!..............GET A LIFE!:lol: ;-)

 

You have to be joking...

 

No actually I was serious, just put the winking smiley there 'cause my religion says so

 

Is this a joke? Why couldn't he just stop, drop, and roll??