Just when you thought the UK couldn't get more chavy...

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  1. Unorthodox

    Unorthodox Barc0de's Pimp

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

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  2. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    The child (baby) would have been better off not being born. I take it that tit head Alfie is your typical thick as shit scum from a household just as bad. How old is the mother? (I can't see the site in work)

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  3. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    Umm... yeah. I think this would be a good case for an abortion.

    On the bright side, he'll still be relatively young when the kid turns 18.
     
  4. ASSEMbler

    ASSEMbler Administrator Staff Member

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    At least they speak english. We have the same shit here, but you can't even stick them in a Mcdonalds as they can't speak a word.
     
  5. retro

    retro Resigned from mod duty 15 March 2018

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    She's 15, and her name is Chantelle. You should see the pic of them. She's nothing to look at, and looks like his big sister. She looks like 13 or 14, and he looks 8.

    Sad.
     
  6. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    Shit, just saw the images. that kid DOES look bloody 8! As for the mother, yep, you're right there and what a stupid F*ing name. Why do these Chavs go for such stupid names? Is it some identity crap?

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  7. oli_lar

    oli_lar Resolute Member

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    Saw this article earlier, and automatically shouted "Jesus wept" rather loud. That photo really does put how daft the situation is somehow.
     
  8. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    way to go Johny Appleseed :p Thank god I m old enough to make his mistakes and be justified on grounds of intoxication =p
     
  9. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Well, the really cool thing about it is that the parents are being clearly supported by their parents - a little too late, but given it's not the babies fault her parents should be playing on Nintendo DS and not with one another, I think abortion wasn't very fair! I get the impression the grand parents will probably be supporting another child in their household as if it were their own. I loved the comment 'My Dad sometimes gives me £10'. Kind of puts the whole thing into perspective.

    Shocking though. That lad looks younger than my 9 year old daughter! I have a 16 year old and we've been pretty strict, if she fell pregnant she'd be encouraged to keep the baby. How these people face their neighbors though. Can you imagine that little lad turning up on your doorstep, you'd be like 'Yes son, are you trick or treating?' He should be playing football, going out and stealing apples (do kids even bother to do that any more) and reading Superman comics.

    If you thought this was a bad story however, did you read about the mother in the borders who actively encouraged and condoned her 14 year old daughter having a sexual relationship with her 22 year old boyfriend? According to her she felt it was her responsibility to ensure her daughter was safe. If it was happening in her house, then she knew where she was! Talk about backward thinking! The 22 year old looked like a total idiot. What on earth are people thinking?!
     
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  10. kammedo

    kammedo and the lost N64 Hardware Docs

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    Some strange word comes to my mind...which one...oh wait!
    FAKE!
    FAAAAAAAAAKE!
    FAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEFAKEEEEEEEEEEE!
     
  11. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    It's Friday the 13th dude, not April 1st!

    You even daring to suggest that an article appearing in our beloved Sun news-fish'n'chip-paper could be either a hoax or inaccurate?

    Wash thy mouth out lol
     
  12. gwizz

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    How could she be called anything but Chantelle? The hatchet-faced bint looks like Karen Matthews (surprise surprise).
     
  13. Twimfy

    Twimfy Site Supporter 2015

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    WHsmith don't really stock superman comics anymore...just 200 variants of how to pimp the shit out of your car magazine.

    Kids can't go near apple trees in england, falling apples in autumn would create a massive PC health and safety political crisis which would involve £1700000 worth of governmental research - all from the tax payer of course.

    Fuck I hate this country.
     
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  14. madhatter256

    madhatter256 Illustrious Member

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    We got a woman here in the states who has 16kids and is about to give birth to octopulets and did I mention she lives alone? The doctors who inseminated here are under investigation for poor judgement.
     
  15. retro

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    I heard about that story too, MH. Just makes you think, WHY?!?

    Twimfy - sounds more like something that would happen in America - sueing because an apple fell on your head!!

    Parris - damn, how long has it been since you got your chips wrapped in pages from The Sun?!? Those were simpler times, when you didn't have to worry about ink poisoning :110:
     
  16. Twimfy

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    Well they banned conkers in school due to injuries obtained when playing AND when trying to get them out of trees.

    It'll be apples next...
     
  17. arnoldlayne

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    You can't drink till you're 18 (21 in some places.)

    You can't smoke cigarettes till your 18.

    You can't smoke marijuana at all.

    You can't watch an 18/R rated film or game till your 17/18.



    ...but any idiot can become a father.

    :)
     
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  18. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    I like how this octo-mom story is getting more airtime than the financial crisis. That and that Swimmer guy getting caught with weed is all over the news, while the world falling apart gets pushed to the back page.
     
  19. 3do

    3do Segata Sanshiro!

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    How does having a baby sound good when your 13. When i was 13 i was wanting to play video-games, football and hang around with my friends which was good to me but never did i think having a baby was good.

    He sometimes get £10 from his father .....£10 isn't much or does he not know that. To be honest and i think that both set of parents will be paying to feed, provide clothes and look after the baby.
     
  20. rod_wod

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    Ha ha Chantelle i love it ..i know a girl with that name she is a pig poo i think chantelle is latin for slapper.and i think the kid thinks he's well hard.

    come on
     
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