Just when you thought the UK couldn't get more chavy...

lol.

I think it sucks 13 year olds get more action then me.

 

I heard he joined fathers for justice already!
He doesn't understand the policies but he was made up with the Spiderman outfit.

 

LOL ! :clap:

 

Well, that's not chavy, it's plain dramatic.

 

THANK GOODNESS!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...lfie-patten-is-not-the-daddy-115875-21227974/

he is NOT the daddy!

 

Man, how many guys did that 14 year old slapper sleep with? And whyt he hell would you want to sleep with her? I mean, you'd need to put a bag over her head just so you could get a stiffy.

Yakumo

EDIT: Just a thought, this thread makes it look like I'd have sex with a 14 year old. That's not case. 18 or over :nod:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You made my day, Yakumo.

Alfie Patten, now 13, had a £300 DNA test after half a dozen boys claimed to have slept with schoolgirl pal Chantelle Stedman, 15.

Why the hell would they claim that? Don't they understand they just signed up for 10 years of hell? And, by the way, half a dozen? Give or take? You can only hope they formed a line or something, to avoid chaos.

I understand that he's devastated, having been with a girl for two years and she has been cheating on him "half a dozen" times.

 

Devasted?! He is 13 years old!!!

I had about 6 girlfriends a week at 13 and they all knew each other and all knew they were my girlfriends.

I am sure he will be over this in a few weeks when his mum buys him a new skateboard.

 

Not everyone is a playa.

 

One would assume it is so they can sell their story to the Sun or Mirror or something and make a load of money very quickly?

 

hahahha:lol::lol::lol::lol:ahhan

 

Great stuff. I think my favourite bit was watching him interviewed by a gentle TV reporter who asked: 'How will you cope financially?' and the poor boy responds: 'What's 'financially'?'

Bless.

(This is a result for him, obviously.)

 

:lol:

 

At least you have school uniforms in the UK and Japan to give you a bit of jailbate warning. In the US you are pretty much flying blind.

 

Haha, more great pictures: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

Poor Alfie though!

Some classic quotes:

"She was 13 and I was 14. We dated after meeting at the local shops and I liked her. I thought she was pretty"

"She wanted me to be there as a father figure but I didn't fancy that because I have college early in the morning"

Tyler however has the right idea:

"To be honest I didn't really fancy her. She asked me out a couple of times when she moved down here but I kept turning her down. I thought she was ugly."

 

There was a great quote in an interview the BBC did with them when they were both sitting on the bed.

They asked the boy: "How do you think you will cope financially?"

He replies: "What's 'financially'?"

 

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2 hours ago:

Nice double post!

 

now its germany getting more chavy

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/2009/04/04/deutschland-juengste-eltern/papa-15-mama-13-jahre.html

:yuck:

 

Yeah, but at least the girl doesn't look like an elephant's arse :lol:

 

Oh my God - I must be losing my marbles. Sorry about that - I am assuming I was drunk or something when I posted it the first time around. :shrug: