Terrible animal cruelty

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  1. socialdrone

    socialdrone Guest

    the birds

    i couldnt view the video, my computer is old apple junk.


    i have a bird problem. pigeons have infested my house.

    i have tried every bird-friendly? way to rid my house of these guys. its so bad they have started to nest inside the walls.

    i started by clearing out their nests, then i put up netting, then i put up these plastic spikey things, then i went and bought a stuffed owl..thinking it might scare them away. it did not work.

    i hooked up a casset player to an outside speaker that made owl and hawk noises...i know if i was a pigeon and i heard an owl or an hawk id move. it didnt seem to make a difference either.

    they are destroying my house, they shit over everything...giant piles of bird shit collect on my window sills. they make soo much noise its hard to sleep at night, and when they mate god help you. you cant enter the front door without getting buzzed or pecked. they constantly find their way inside and shit on everything. i cant open a single window in my entire house.

    so i crossed the line. i havnt killed any yet...but i think i might have mamed one with a soda can. they wont leave, ive tried everything i can think of. maybe you guys have some ideas because the way things are going if things dont change ill be buying a pellet gun and some big plastic bags.
     
  2. Alchy

    Alchy Illustrious Member

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    Mate, if scientists are still debating exactly what it was, that makes it a matter of opinion.

    Sounds like it... Thought of this?
     
  3. einbebop44

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    It's not a scientific matter. One is a health term, the other is a history term. Jesus. H. Christ. On a fucking tractor.
     
  4. Alien Workshop

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    I know someone who had a bird problem once. Here's how he dealt with it.

    First he set up some fishing hooks in his yard. He put corn on the hooks and tied the string down, making sure it was very secure. Then he got a shot gun and hid out of view of the birds. When the bird came down for the corn, it would swallow the hook along with it. Since the hook was stuck in its throat, the bird wouldn't attempt to fly away. He would then shoot the bird, get rid of the body, and wait for another one to come around. He hasn't had a problem with any birds since then.

    The way I see it, if the bird, mouse, whatever becomes a pest; I see no problem with exterminating it.
     
  5. WolverineDK

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    i am not an idiot !!! Although you think i am.
     
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