The Nintendo Wii

Discussion in 'Industry News' started by cahaz, Apr 27, 2006.

  1. Kittyhawk

    Kittyhawk Robust Member

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    HIlarious! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! :lol:

    Seriously though, who the hell was on the test group that said "Wii" was great name for a system? I'm imagining a group of the world's greatest Nintendo fanboys who would kill themselves rather than speak against Miyamoto or the Big N.
     
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  2. WanganRunner

    WanganRunner Dauntless Member

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    This is weaksauce.

    It should have stayed "Revolution".
     
  3. Mr. Casual

    Mr. Casual Champion of the Forum

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    Ok, after reading the posts, I have two Jokes.

    The Nintendo Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    The Nintendo WEE WEE

    Should have stayed Revolution, as Wii is retarded.

    I can just imagine people someone playing the system and aiming and shooting with the controller while going "WheeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"....
     
  4. SuperGrafx

    SuperGrafx Guest

    Same here.

    Sorry, but this is a lame name for a game console regardless of the symbolism behind it.
     
  5. Paulo

    Paulo PoeticHalo

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    Hey cahaz why you so quiet?

    Plus is this the Final Great Sercret for the Nintendo Wii???
     
  6. sean

    sean Spirited Member

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    has anyone figured out it is no longer the revmote! it's now the WiiMOTE!!!

    I also hate the name, but the gamespot article does have a point. names like dreamcast sound cool, but for some reason didn't sell. the "market researchers" say the name will create a buzz because it can be referenced to so many other things. just off the topof my head:

    peeing
    small
    a rollercoaster ride "weeeeee"
    "we" as in 1st person plural
    weewee like penis or wiener
    Wiifi will probably come up
    wheel wiil


    i still find the name stupid, but at least it will generate much needed attention.
     
  7. Blur2040

    Blur2040 Game Genie

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    A bad name, Yes, but let's just wait till we see the games. As long as they don't suck, Ninty will be alright.

    Still...if you combine "Wii" AND shitty games, well...not even the marketing wizards at Sony could fix that.
     
  8. _skitzo_

    _skitzo_ Guest

    "Sony has just announced its name change to Sonii PlayStation WIII, in light of the Nintendo Wii"
     
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  10. sean

    sean Spirited Member

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    oh man, i haven't seen that in years
     
  11. mairsil

    mairsil Officer at Arms

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    When will the marketing idiots (yes, this name actually pisses me off) learn that people do not buy consoles based on the name? Nintendo has their head up their own asses if they think that the symbolism surrounding the use of Wii/We is going to mean a damn thing to people who buy the console. People will buy it because it is Nintendo or because there is a game that they want to play on it, so why give it a retarded name like this?
     
  12. liquitt

    liquitt Site Soldier

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    revolution was cooler...defiiniitlii

    what thii hiil diid niintendo thiink when they chose that name? :(
     
  13. cahaz

    cahaz Guardian of the Forum

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    im rather busy by these days, that's why i dont post as much as i did.

    Anyway, I think its not that bad, personally. I like revolution better, but It's not like the name will change anything anyway.
     
  14. sean

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    They chose Wii because it's stupid and it gets people talking, but they should have named it something more sinister, because all the 18-25 year old male crowd is too concerned about their macho image to risk it with a girly sounding console. It should have been the Nintendo Angr, Devl, or Slamr, like all those cell phones razr, pebl, and rokr. Better yet, the Nintendo Skiit, "yo, did you get the new Nintendo Skiit Skiit?" They would sell 50 million consoles if their ad-campaign was "You are gay if you don't get one of these" or "Better buy a Wii, because no girl is going to touch yours"
     
  15. Mr. Casual

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  16. Sinjd

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    I am praying to god, satan and chuck norris that this is just some huge marketing trick...

    Announce name that causes huge uproar from the community *check*
    Sites everywhere post the news *check*
    Forums explode with talk of the new name *check*
    No-one seems to be talking about the competition *check*

    Come E3, Nintendo announce that after considering the response they have decided to change the name back to Revolution, fans everyone rejoice, not only at the better name, but that Nintendo is actually listening to its customers... *we can only hope*
     
  17. Tachikoma

    Tachikoma Officer at Arms

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    Motherf**kers, I made that image!
     
  18. RyanGamerGoneGrazy

    RyanGamerGoneGrazy Clubbies Are Minis Too!

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    oops..sorry Tachikoma..i couldn't resist, hope you don't mind


    Ryan
     
  19. cahaz

    cahaz Guardian of the Forum

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    yeah, whatever..
     
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  20. Tachikoma

    Tachikoma Officer at Arms

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    I don't mind if you did it, but the Gamespot watermark pissed me off. I made that photoshop for here, and if it's on there with my watermarks taken off and their's on, I am going to spit nails.
     
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