Wal-Mart and Why They Suck

One day you will. I am enslaved by Starbucks myself. There is no escape.

It would be better off if you humans accept your fate and take your place in the Starbucks empire. Do not resist. Those who resist will be punished.

The chip in my neck is starting to heat up now, so I better shut up before they come for me.....

By the way I heard Starbucks bought water. All the water in the world belongs to Starbucks now.

 

Doesn't Dr. Evil own Starbucks?