Sex before Work?

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  1. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    Pros and Cons for having a bang before you go to work (for 8-10 hours a day).

    don't be shy now, I know most of you old-timers have been through this dilemma before, so let's hear it.
     
  2. cez

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    Pro: You don't have to do it in the evening. I mean, after 10 hours of work...
     
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    Con: What do you do when your boss wants sex?

    I guess if he's a dude and you're on bottom it's not such an issue.
     
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    Con : Trying to convince the wife to do it (she is not a morning person)
    Con : Falling asleep at work / on Bus to work

    Pro : Giving that all wonderfull 'Morningwood' a good workout
     
  5. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    Pro : Wonderful way to wake up, especially after a shower, coffee and a cooked breakfast afterwards before you go to work. Tip : Get other half to make breakfast before you wake up. ;)
    Con : Can make you late for work

    Pro : Wakes you up
    Con : Makes you sleepy

    Pro : Makes the neighbours jealous
    Con : Don't have the windows open so if you happen to live in front of road where lots of primary school kids walk past.

    Pro : Gives you an excuse to do it again later
    Con : Makes you want the day to end quickly
     
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    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    Pro: You're always strongest in the morning which will please your other half (you know what I mean)
    Con: Morning breath can sometimes be a killer.

    Pro: As said, a great way to start the day.
    Con: mad rush to get ready for work.

    Pro: You can do it again before going to bed :bedsex:
    Con: Need to get a show before the sex and then again after it.

    Yakumo
     
  7. ASSEMbler

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    Sex never has a con
     
  8. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    The staff at my local STD clinic might have a different opinion lol
     
  9. ASSEMbler

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    Sex with people not hobos or transients has no con.
     
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  10. karsten

    karsten Member of The Cult Of Kefka

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    set your alarm clock earlier, then go for it!

    might be a nice idea to go to sleep a 'lil earlier too, if you are planning to do it as an usual routine ;) or maybe just to put your lady on top in the evenings :D
     
  11. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Damn, so that's where I am going wrong :110:
     
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    port187 Serial Chiller

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    Pro: get rid of the morning boner and go to work with a good mood.
    Con: i'm not a morning person, no energy to actually do something worthwhile so mornings are usually an egoistic short shag :p
    (and mentioned before morning breath can be a killer)

    So i'd rather do it in the evenings/nights but I don't say no to mornings ;)
     
  13. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Yep, there's a pretty major con right there : badgers arse breath (either yours or hers). Always keep a packet of mints by the bed for those :love: moments!
     
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  14. Mr. Casual

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    I'm surprised no one said "Unexpected pregnancy" as a con.:nod:
     
  15. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    Well if you brush with a good toothpaste, floss, tongue scrape and use a good quality strong mouthwash before bed then morning breath is never a problem.
     
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  16. liquitt

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    i prefer blowjob only ;)
     
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    Hmmm most women now adays uses contraceptive pills, when they are in a steady relationship, and none of them are promiscuous(the man and woman in the relationship). And those days in the month where they have the red, there they are probably not in the mood. And will complain about "headaches" and so forth. So what you are saying, is if you live in a backwards country, where contraceptives are illegal.
    Such as Condoms, contraceptive pills and so forth. Then you will end up with an unexpected pregnancy. Strangely enough Mexico , there contraceptives, except condoms are a big nono. But that doesn´t surprice me at all, after all the Catholic Church ruled that country for an assload of time, and what does the Catholic Church say to the Catholics ? they say no to Contraceptives, but at the same time they earn a fuckload of money on the contraceptive business. Because they own either factories, or have stocks in that industry. So double standards are every where.
     
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  18. diddydonn

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    Actually that is a common myth, due to the amount of hormones produced when a woman is on her period, more often than not they are more aroused than any other time of the month, yeah its a bit messy, but as the saying goes 'when the river runs red, take the dirt track instead' ;-)
     
  19. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    do the above pros and cons turn into pros only when I substitute the word "sex" with a "wank"? :p
     
  20. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    You questioning my night time toilet habits? lol

    No matter what I do, I wake up with a mouth that tastes like it's been liking flies off sticky paper all night!
     
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