Sex before Work?

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  1. PhreQuencYViii

    PhreQuencYViii Champion of the Forum

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    Does jacking off count
     
  2. WolverineDK

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    masturbation does count, whether it is mutual or solo. Then it is sex. And what is wrong with a wank every now and then ? beats me so I wank, and has fun with "Mrs. Palm and her five daughters".
     
  3. zilli0n

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    protip : having sex in the bathroom at work
     
  4. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Rummaging around in the waste disposal system of an animal....... not my kind of sexual gratification - sorry, I think I shall leave that kind of 'progression' to others.

    Er, as much as I like you, no thanks! :eek:h:
     
  5. WolverineDK

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    What the fuck are you talking about ? Just because sodomy has a double meaning in Danish, then the English meaning of sodomy is anal sex . And sodomy is beastiality in Denmark, but anal sex is anal sex. so "sodomi" is beastiality here, but anal sex is anal sex. And oh by the way, the woman can always get an enema before you are doing her in the poopoo hole.
     
  6. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    As far as I know, I was saying I am not interested in anal sex mate, the Lord alone knows what you are banging on about as I never mentioned anything to do with anything else. Perhaps you could try reading the posts rather than just reacting to people whenever they say something you disagree with and giving dictionary definitions. :thumbsup:

    As for enemas etc, I frankly ain't interested in anal sex. It doesn't make me weird or disinterested in sex or sexual experience (it also doesn't make me homophobic, before it is claimed as such) it just means I'm not interested irrespective of whether the female in question has attempted to clean every oriface or not. It's not my thing dude!
     
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  7. PhreQuencYViii

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    Hehe WDK said poopoo hole!
     
  8. WolverineDK

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    Sir, you compared anal sex with having sex with an animal

    "Rummaging around in the waste disposal system of an animal" correct me if I am wrong, but isn´t that what you said right there ? or are we talking about us humans who are animals ?

    And in common English, there sodomy means anal sex, and not beastiality.

    Of course homo sapiens sapiens is a human being, there is no doubt about that. But then you have to point it out, what you are talking about, or else you will get a miss understanding.
     
  9. PhreQuencYViii

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    I understood him fine. I think he was just being crafty with his language....you need to stop reading into things so much, really.
     
  10. WolverineDK

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    If I do not analyse what I am reading, how should I else improve my English ?

    And so what if I am over analysing, to me it is the only way of understanding what is written, but okay when I am over analysing. I sometimes dig up more dirt, than I should.
     
  11. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Er, no! I was suggesting that we humans are animals, I was not discussing beastiality. ;-)

    S'ok Wolfie! Another Parris & Wolfie discussion ;-)
     
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    And well, it seems to me that I made a mistake, since I meant humans are animals (mammals to be exact) , and not homo sapiens sapiens = human beings, since I know that already.
     
  13. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    LOL - so you actually thought I was talking about donkeys or something... yuk!

    No, I am certainly not into that. I know if I end up with a Labrador or Alsatian dog that it will be part of the 'family', but NOT like THAT! :noooo:

    Where exactly is this conversation going!?
     
  14. WolverineDK

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    LOL we are just having a conversation, where we are in some ways subject surfing, and discussing the meaning of words. And at the same time we are having a good old time. So laugh :) since back to the main subject, is sex before work bad ? nope it is not. But you have to be clear about issues, or else those misunderstandings will come :) And well you did mention animals, so why shouldn´t I by accident misunderstand you ?
     
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    And once again, you have flown off the rails when someone didn't akin sticking their dick in someone's asshole as all smiles and roses. *Tips hat*
     
  16. WolverineDK

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    Well GP, I misunderstood Parris, because I thought he compared anal sex with beastality. That is why I was in an instant "wtf mode".
     
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    Definitely not the same. I know at least 4 people that won't fuck animals.
     
  18. WolverineDK

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    count me in too, I would NEVER EVER do that either. Damn, that is disgusting.
     
  19. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    LOL - me thinks you doth protest too much! :lol:
     
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    WolverineDK: Protests too much
    Parris: Keeps up with people's birthdays too much
     
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