Sex before Work?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Barc0de, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Ah ffs! lol :DOH:
     
  2. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    thickness seems to be an issue preventing me from accessing that route on most highways lol
     
  3. diddydonn

    diddydonn Familiar Face

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    Me and the missus used to have that problem, as i have, well lets just say a wide load.. fortunatly with the wonders of modern technology, as in slippy slidey substances, its no longer a issue :thumbsup:
     
  4. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    risking the brown side effects of odour, texture or God forbid any visual signs isn't a risk worth taking most of the times :|
     
  5. liquitt

    liquitt Site Soldier

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    Only the brave pirate sails the red sea!
     
  6. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    I d rather sale red than brown to be honest!
     
  7. madhatter256

    madhatter256 Illustrious Member

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    Kids and diseases. Only cons to it.
     
  8. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    What's the name of the bubble you live in again?

    Yeah, hot people with jobs never catch STDs. I laugh at them wasting their money on condoms.
     
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  9. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    So you're basically here, on a games forum, telling everyone that you lube up and bang your wife in the ass? Bless her heart.
     
  10. liquitt

    liquitt Site Soldier

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    really? i thought you were greek...
     
  11. WolverineDK

    WolverineDK music lover

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    Yeah he is, but he is weird. And now he wants to go back to Greece, perhaps he is thinking of going to Lesbos. Who knows.... oh yeah, and maybe he will defend the Lesbians there in the trial against the real lesbians. But who knows why Barc0de doesn´t like to fuck people in the shitter.
     
  12. liquitt

    liquitt Site Soldier

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    i was only referring to the fact that the greeks "invented" anal sex...
     
  13. WolverineDK

    WolverineDK music lover

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    I know, and sometimes my humor is so sarcastic, that it is almost non humoristic :) sorry :)
     
  14. diddydonn

    diddydonn Familiar Face

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    Well we are both pretty open minded when it comes to Sex, and i openly discuss my sexlife with my reallife friends (sometimes to the point of making them cringe) so why would i be any different on here :110:
     
  15. Borman

    Borman Digital Games Curator

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    Id believe that in a heartbeat lol
     
  16. Tatsujin

    Tatsujin Officer at Arms

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    lol..it depends quite with who
     
  17. graciano1337

    graciano1337 Milk Bar

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    dude, you crack me up...
     
  18. liquitt

    liquitt Site Soldier

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    good attitude diddy!
     
  19. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    If we invented anal sex, then I m deeply disappointed for not copyrighting it. It seems extremely popular in most European and other "progressive" countries. Just imagine the royalties.

    We tried having anal cyber-sex with GaijinPunch but then we changed the subject from poppers to cocaine.

    PS: I AM a hardcore lesbian, never actually been with a man and I get really turned on by other hot lesbians, although they don't seem to like me as much for some reason. Might be the oversized clit

    That said, I'd consider banging any of you for the right price. That's what friends are for.
     
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  20. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    I had a gay friend once tell me I was a fashionable lesbian stuck in a man's body.

    I have a few funny stories about those, but they're ones I got second hand. Never understood those goofy things.

    Sodom and Gamora?
     
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