Sex before Work?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Barc0de, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Yeah, which is weird as I noticed there are no members birthdays today!
     
  2. WolverineDK

    WolverineDK music lover

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    Thou art true.
     
  3. PhreQuencYViii

    PhreQuencYViii Champion of the Forum

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    I know at least 4 animals that won't fuck people.
     
  4. alphagamer

    alphagamer What is this? *BRRZZ*.. Ouch!

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    sex before work? sex instead of work is the way to go.
     
  5. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    so everyone agrees that sex with your pets before work is a good substitute for religion
     
  6. alphagamer

    alphagamer What is this? *BRRZZ*.. Ouch!

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    ...wat?
     
  7. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    exactly
     
  8. kiff

    kiff <B>Site Supporter 2012</B><BR><B>Site Supporter 20

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    I disagree. Sex after work with a nun is better than selling pet insurance!
     
  9. alphagamer

    alphagamer What is this? *BRRZZ*.. Ouch!

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    why posting here? you could have some sex instead!
     
  10. kiff

    kiff <B>Site Supporter 2012</B><BR><B>Site Supporter 20

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    Woo, woo, woo! We are talking before and after work here. During-that is just not right! Whats wrong with you man?!
     
  11. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    yea, sex during work is unethical and just biologically wrong
     
  12. 3do

    3do Segata Sanshiro!

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    What about if your work involves sex i.e. maybe your a pornstar, Not that i do that for a living. You'd not need sex before work would you?? and you'd get sex during work which involves having sex.
     
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  13. WolverineDK

    WolverineDK music lover

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    What ? that is some serious sick humour lol
     
  14. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    ah WDK, it is the art of random!
     
  15. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    Sex during work is much more fun, especially if you happen to do freelance stuff at home. :D
     
  16. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    what, like a plumber?
     
  17. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    How do I go about having sex with Barc0de before work? I'd rather be on top to be honest.
     
  18. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    I ll do anything for a raise GP. I mean anything
     
  19. Treamcaster

    Treamcaster Intrepid Member

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    Sorry for reviving dead topic, but I remember reading this sentence and it got stuck into my head since Yakumo wrote it.
    Why's that? Does everyone do that? (sorry for the question, it may sound stupid, but I would like to know xD)
     
  20. ave

    ave JAMMA compatible

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    Can't be wront to take a shower before. If you take one afterwards is in your consideration, maybe if you have to go to work it is rather recommended (depends on where you work though :p ).
     
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