Who's got girl issues?

I guess...but it was after the fact. I just wish they'd say something earlier, it'd save me some trouble and MONEY! :banghead: I don't even want to think about how much money I've spent on girls...

 

not true at all.

the girl ive had the strongest feelings for in my life was fucking terrible in bed, shy and deer in headlights type :banghead:

...altho i went out with a girl i had absoluteley nothing in common with (comically awkward just about all the time ) for a while because she was an animal

 

I ment him not the lass, lasses are easily taught a thing or two...

 

Ah, this makes a bit more sense then. You got used, man.

The *one time* I spent money on a girl would be my current girlfriend. I paid for her dinner at a fucking expensive Chinese restaurant. At that point I was pretty sure I was going to wind up with her, anyway, though. Maybe this is the reason I've only had one (decent) girlfriend.

 

Unfortunately. I've had pretty bad luck this past year. Things will look up though.

 

I recommend you guys grab this book and have a read - at the very least it'll give you a laugh or two...



If you've already read it, I'd love to know what you made of it....

 

/\ That book is essential - I am such a "peacock" by that book.

My only girl issues is my new girl has the strongest perfume ever, now my whole house smells of it, my bed, the sofas and my clothes!

 

:lol:

 

Well Nippon I can't quite agree on the good looking cool young father idea. There are plenty of creepy looking fat fucks with God knows how many children.

I'm not all that social myself and I don't hit up everything in a skirt or with tits, but this weekend I met a really great girl and we haven't stopped talking since. Who knows what might happen and as usual I'm not putting all of my eggs in one basket, but I'll try my best and we'll see how it goes.

I guess my point in posting this is to remind Godofhardcore that it's not about quantity and it's probably not about you sucking at picking up girls. I met this girl at a freaking laser tag arena, but so far she seems to be my damned dream girl. It's about random chances and if you are meant to meet a certain someone just have faith and hold on and it will happen.

 

nice body+attitude+bad manners+witty+funky hairdo + nice clothing style= instant success by default. You can then get away with saying and doing pretty much anything.

 

Not entirely true Mr. Barc0dio.... I have no hair and have previously been accused of being somewhat successful with the ladies. I am now strictly vegetarian however and not after any "meat" <how can anyone call a woman that.... lord god almighty!>

Considering other comments re age, I am clearly also totally past the sell-by-date. OH:

 

Bad attitude is a substance that makes the recipe ideal to find moronic or extremely young women, I'm afraid. Just for meat as Parris said.

 

Firstly, well done! Hope it works out for you. Sounds like you need to start putting all your own words into action however. Look at statement A and then at statement B. "Have faith". That kind of means putting all your eggs in the one basket. It's a dangerous but necessary thing with women.

A lot of people think that keeping their options open means they are a "Playa" when in fact it just means you don't know yourself, what you really want, who is good for you or what love is. You can spend a long time being with a lot of people, but it's amazing when you spend a little time with the one person you want. Jumping in and out of bed gets a lonely place to be - oddly enough! You wake up one day and realise you might as well have just bought a rubber doll for all you knew about the people as they passed through your life.

I'm not in the least religiously minded (please don't even go there with that one). When I talk about faith, I mean in yourself.

Secondly, you are talking about random meetings and I absolutely agree with that one.

One of the longest and most amazing relationships I ever had started because my flat mate (at the time I was a student) was in Australia. He met a group of people from the UK working in the same hospital. He told one female doctor that if she wanted to look him up when she got back she'd be more than welcome to come and stay.

Well, sadly for him the day she turned up on the doorstep was the week he was away. It was surreal. I ended up letting her, her kid sister and another female friend stay for the weekend. Having never met them before in my life.

I acted as guide to my home town and they invited me out with them whenever they wanted to do something.

Long story short, one of those female doctors became my partner for several years. We would have worked out had we not lived so far apart and met across a massive cultural divide. She was Asian and her parents were very strict. She was faithful to their wishes and we decided to go our separate ways as her father would have been very upset by the relationship. For me it carried on too long without her being honest to them and I felt that I was some dark secret.

No regrets though! However, my point is you just never know how, who or where it'll hit you or the impact a chance meeting might have on your life.

I met my current wife through a friend and since we met we've just been great together. Other people may know you better than you think you know yourself. Doesn't always work, but just go out, meet the world head on and enjoy it without looking like you are lacking someone or desperate.

 

Yeah bad manners only works with idiots and teenagers.

I go with -

Nice body (slim, not not hairy and a degree of muscles)
Attitude (aloof and arty)
Witty (russell brand to the rescue)
Hair (gotta be done, gotta spend at least 10 mins a day on hair)
Clothes ( I am sorry, no excuses here, the ugliest person alive can still dress well )

Oh and a 9 inch tongue and the ability to breath through your ears.

 

"99 problems son, but a bitch anit one"

 

You breed dogs? :thumbsup:

 

Yes rather successfully.

 

LOL - touche! (again!)

 

This is a good one :nod:

 

It's not that I think it's what I see

EVERY GIRL I ever see is dating some total douche bag.