Simpsons quote thread?

"Since the beginng of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun."

 

"Eat my shorts."

 

HA-HA!!!!!!

 

The simpsons Droped from my favorite show to "the show to see in between other show or when you are not going out a friday night" type of show like most, in so little time, i cant believe it.

The thing is just mediocre now only because they try to do too much. They end up doing something empty.

 

Yeh. I haven't seen an episode in like...3+ years.

 

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

 

I can win this contest. Here's a few favorites:

Homer: "Alcohol. The answer to, and cause of, all of life's problems".
Mr. Burns: "Employee of the Month isn't all hams and plague".
Grandpa Simspon: "I can't wait to eat that monkey!"
Bart: "Birds are out singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them. At least to my understanding."
Nelson: "Ha-ha!"
One of the punks, I forgot which: "You kissed a girl! That's so gay!"
Ralph Wiggum: "Me fail English, that's unpossible!"
Ralph Wiggum: "I can't believe I use to go out with you."
Homer: "From now on, I'm going to be nicer to my son, and meaner to my dad!"
Homer: "Don't you ever... EVER talk that way about television!"
Homer: "To find Flanders, I'll have to think like Flanders." (to self) "I'm a big four-eyed lamo, and I wear the same sweater every day...." (out loud) "The Springfield River!"
Homer: "Gee... I'd love to wanna help ya Flanders, but, uh..."
Homer: "He's got the precious cable TV cable!!!"
Homer: "If after that you're still not convinced that having a gun is safe... we'll argue some more".
Mr. Burns: "I like your attitude. Feisty, yet spineless."
Mr. Burns: "Yelk. Kill the wretched beasts... then do away with their lizards."
Mr Burns: "Smithers! There's a rocket in my pocket".
Mr Burns: "Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name."
Announcer: "The moon belongs to America. Will we ever reach her fertile soil?"

 

one word: DOH!

if you think simpsons bad you should never ever watch Family guy.. that is one bad show.. they do absolutely nothing and the jokes just isn't funny. :-(

 

Wow. I love family Guy lol. The simpsons was good a couple of years ago and earlier but there were a few episodes I saw in succsion(spelling???) that I didnt much care for so I stopped watching it.

Anyway the only real shows I go out of my way to watch now are Family Guy and American Dad. Although American Dad isnt on nearly as much as Family Guy.

 

'Worst topic EVAR!'

 

"I bent my wookie."

 

''The extra ingredient is a smile''

 

My favourite - I used to be able to remember it all, but I had to ashamedly look it up:
Homer: Welcome to the Internet friend, how may I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router thats compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: ................................. can I have some money now?

 

Homer: "They have the internet on computers now!"

Family guy kicks ass.

 

Homer S: Portait of an Ass Grabber

 

I, for one, welcome our new Simpsons-Quoting overlords!

One of the few shows that one can quote, even from the Mexican dub!

But from the English Version, I remember this (that didn't work in the Spanish Language version)

1) In the episode in which Bart shoplifts a videogame (BoneStorm II, I think), there are two Ned-Flanders like figures dressed like the Mario Brothers, and a Sonic-Like guy that yells "Take It!" like the Sega Scream. I remember being one of the few people that actually got that joke, back in the day.

I got a few other ones, but I can't seem to remember many.

 

Comic Guy: "The Internet King. Perhaps he can provide faster nudity".
Homer: "Hey, Mrs. doesn't find me attractive sexually anymore, I just trippled my productivity!"
Homer, reading note from himself: "Dear Homer, owe you for one emergency donut, signed Homer.. Damnit! He's always one step ahead!"

 

Hi, everybody!

WHOM... do you love?

I loved the Simpsons, but yeah, in the late 90s they became nothing but a stream of referential (or worse, self-referential) jokes with weak plots. I mean, referential humour is funny, but not 100% of the time, please.

 

I alway felt that they stoped being good after the 8th season. These days everything just seems so forced and seems obvious they are running out of ideas. The writers can complain about how much they hate family guy, but its beating them for a reason. I havent watched a new one since 2002. as for a quote

Moe:There heading for the old mill!!!
Homer:No were not!!
Moe:Well, let go there anyway. Get Some Cider!!!

Lisa: If your the police, who will police the poliece.
Homer: I don't know, the coast guard?

 

Bart: Mom! I just saw Crusty!
Marge: Yes honey, in your mind.
Bart: No! On the street!
Marge: On the street in your mind.