Simpsons quote thread?

Sorry if it's been posted before ...

Homer: Badger ? A badger my ass, it's Milhouse
*reaches in to dog house*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Homer: It's a badger alright

 

Homer: You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fuh-laaaaaming.

 

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?

Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

 

Homer: Well hello Mrs. Doesn't Find Me Attracive Sexually Anymore, I just tripled my productivity.

 

Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

 

lol, i love this thread. i still gotta see the movie...

on a somewhat related note, the Futurama movie is awesome (Bender's Big Score). it's hilarious.

 

Yeah I gotta see that one.

Is weird how futurama only became funny when it was facing cancellation, seeing all the hype surrounding the first episode, which was pretty bad IMO...

 

I didn't really start watching Futurama until last year because my room mate owned every season. We watched so much I fell in love with the series. So it was easy to like the new movie. It was a breath of fresh air more than anything.

Besides with a quotes like these:

Fry: What are you laughing at?
Bender: Your weiner!

How can you not like it? :lol: