Simpsons quote thread?

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  1. Blur2040

    Blur2040 Game Genie

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    Homer: Awww... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
    Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how.
    Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
    Homer: Woo hoo!

    Still hilarous.
     
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  2. ASSEMbler

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    NARRY AN ANIMAL THAT CAN ESCAPE A GREASED SCOTTSMAN!
     
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  3. Shadowlayer

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    From that episode where Krusty fakes his own death:

    Homer to Bart: son I know you're upset, but people die every day, just like that!.............(looks at him)........YOU could wake up dead tomorrow....

    *Akward silence while barts looks at him*

    :lol::lol:
     
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  4. ServiceGames

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    From Treehouse of Horror III, King Homer

    Smithers: "I think women and seamen don't mix"

    Mr. Burns: "We know what YOU think"
     
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  5. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Forgot the episode:

    Mr. Burns: I don't like it outdoors, Smithers. First of all, there's too many fat children.
     
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    Lisa: "You're gay for Mole-man"
    Bart: "No, you're gay for Mole-man"
    Mole-man: "No one's gay for Mole-man :("
     
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  7. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Homer: He's got the precious cable TV cable!!!!
    Homer: I don't wanna look like a freak. Just gimme the muumuu.
    Homer: Well hello there Ms. Doesn't Find Me Attractive Sexually Anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
    Jon Waters (when asked where he got that 'creepy Santa'): Japan, except there he's called annual gift man and he comes from the moon.
     
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  8. A. Snow

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    You've done grand, laddie! Now ya know what ya have ta do! Burn the
    house down! BURN 'EM ALL!
     
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  9. GaijinPunch

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    Homer: Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television!
     
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  10. GaijinPunch

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    Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name.
     
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    *Homer opens door*
    Death: I am Death.
    Homer: Death? We don't want any. *slams door*
     
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  12. Japan-Games.com

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    McBain: That suit makes you look like a homosexual.

    (crowd boos)

    McBain: Maybe you are all homosexuals.
     
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  13. GaijinPunch

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    Nelson's Friends: You kissed a girl! That's so gay!
     
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    Homer: Everyone is stupid except me.
     
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  15. GaijinPunch

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    Comic Guy: Oh, pardon me, Santos... if that is your real name, BART SIMPSON!
     
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  16. Shadowlayer

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    This is, by far, one of the best:

    Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star
     
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  17. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Yeah, Grandpa's got some good ones. I was always fond of, "I can't wait to eat that monkey!".
     
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    Grandpa: I think I'm in love! Nope, it's just a stroke.
     
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    Ya like reading? How do ya like Bombardment.

    *throws ball* Bomdardment!

    *shakes fist* BOMBARDMENT!
     
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  20. kammedo

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    Bill Gates : "I cant see what your Internet King is all about. Guys lets buy it up"
    :lol:
     
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