The Jog

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  1. Tatsujin

    Tatsujin Officer at Arms

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    Always measure your weight at morning, after a good sleep as well a good piss & shit.
     
  2. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    Ooh, I do like good dump (shit) :thumbsup: And now with modern smart phones there's no need for a magazine any more :D

    Yakumo
     
  3. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    True but if you run out of toilet paper then the smart phone is not going to be much use :p
     
  4. Tatsujin

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    Unless it can print money like a DS :p
     
  5. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    No much use if it prints money back at Nintendo HQ, however I am sure someone has writen iBogroll, an app that lets you pull virtual loo roll.
     
  6. takeshi385

    takeshi385 Mojarra Frita Bandit

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    my best advise is weigh yourself 2 times everyday one when you wake up and before you go to sleep , try to lose at least half a pound everyday, i realize trying to lose half a pound a day sounds imposible but it isn't , don't eat when playing videogames or watching tv as your mind doesn't realize you eating and therefore won't tell you that you are full ,

    what i just said was exactly what i did to get from 250 pound to my current weight of 135 pounds which in metric is exactly 61.23 kilograms.

    oh p.s i am 5'10 wich in metric is 1.778m
     
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  7. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    hahaha, there actually is a bog roll app :lol: Being in Japan though, both the toilets in my house are cyberbogs. You don't even have to lift up the seat to take a piss, it does it for you if you say "lift" :thumbsup:

    Yakumo
     
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  8. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Weighing yourself twice a day might be looking too closely at the micro, and not the macro. Certain foods weigh more than others and take longer to pass. You could be weighing mass of food (and more likely water) and get the wrong idea.
     
  9. takeshi385

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    i said what i did to lose weight ,my plan may not have been perfect but i got really good results.;-)
     
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  10. Martin

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    GP's right; don't weigh yourself twice a day. I woud weigh myself once a week, max. Monthly would make more sense to me. I can't remember the last time I weighed myself anyway....
     
  11. takeshi385

    takeshi385 Mojarra Frita Bandit

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    hey martin look up i said gp was right now all your doing is spam posting.
     
  12. GaijinPunch

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    Did the weighing twice a day actually contribute to the weight loss?
     
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    takeshi385 Mojarra Frita Bandit

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    the answer would be yes , if i didn't see a improvement from what i was in the morning i would try harder the next day
     
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    takeshi385 Mojarra Frita Bandit

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    from 250lbs in metric 113.3981 kg to 135lbs in metric 61.23497 kg.

    you can't argue with those results ,though there is more thing you need to do that i forgot to say , persist to reach your goal ,you know what you want , don't give up till you get it.
     
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  15. Martin

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    I have no idea what you are talking about. That's a running theme from all your posts though.
     
  16. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    No wonder you are overweight if bending over and lifting the toilet seat up is deemed hard work that you have a toilet that will do it for you. Next you'll say that you do not walk to a shop a mile down the road but take the car.. ;-)
     
  17. GaijinPunch

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    Hmm... yeah... no.
    You're telling me you can really see the results from the morning in the evening... enough to tweak a diet/workout? I guess everyone else is doing it wrong.

    I lost 75 lbs, btw... and almost never looked at a scale.
     
  18. Yakumo

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    What! And waste petrol? Nah, I just send the wife :dance:
     
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  19. Tatsujin

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    You must be a hell of a skinny person then (unless you are a she ;-) )
     
  20. takeshi385

    takeshi385 Mojarra Frita Bandit

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    nah i am a guy , and my weight for my height is on the boarder of anorexia
     
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